I've got a great little dog, Ollie. He's a half poodle/half maltese terrirt, and I feel guilty. tonight, I haven't taken him for a walk, and he's sitting next to the computer staring at me. Dogs are great. I don't mind cats, but there is one thing that dogs ave the cats don't. Unconditional everything. Dogs unconditionally guard you, love you, remain loyal to you, and basically be friendly. They're kind of like the perfect associate. Pity they don't speak.

To be honest, I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm sure as my posts go on and I get a bit more experience at this, i'll start to make more sense. But at the moment, I'm just going to tpe in everything in my head. Starting with typing. I'm a hopeless typer. I can type very quickly, but I use both my index fingers only, and always look at the keyboard. This can lead to a lot of speeling mistakes, so bear with me on that. I suppose I should say something about my self. I'm a teenage bloke li...